Brainerd, MN — I Heart
Commemorate Brainerd. Someone should.
- 30-day returnsNo interrogation
- Printed to orderIn North America
- Certificate includedOf Mediocre Authenticity
The Shirt
- Blank
- Comfort Colors 1717, garment-dyed
- Weight
- 6.1 oz heavyweight, 100% ring-spun cotton
- Fit
- Unisex, true to size, relaxes about half a size
- Screen-print aesthetic, slightly off-register on purpose
- Made
- Printed to order in North America
The Town
Brainerd is a real place in Minnesota, and we will be honest: we have not been. What we can tell you is that Minnesota is known, if it is known at all, for ten thousand lakes, most of them unvisited — and that Brainerd has been getting on with it regardless for longer than anyone has been keeping score. If you are from there and we have undersold it, that is the intended effect.
Sizing
Unisex, true to size. Your usual size gives the fit the shirt intends; one size up gives the thrift-store drape. The cotton relaxes about half a size in the first month.
Shipping & care
Printed to order — allow 5–10 business days before it moves, then transit. Free over $60. Thirty-day returns.
- Machine wash cold, like the reception you got there.
- Tumble dry low. Hang dry if you have grown attached.
- Do not bleach. The fade was applied by professionals.
- Iron inside out, low, never on the print.
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What people said
The guest book is open.
Nobody has reviewed Brainerd yet. We will print what they say when they do, including the unenthusiastic ones — especially those.
Brainerd
wish you were here, more or less.Souvenir
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